WE'RE
BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FEEL
THE WRATH OF SPRONKEY'S PORTAL!
Righty,
first of all i've got to say happy birthday to a couple
of people for belated birthdays and ones coming up soon
:)
Numero Uno: Deanna san - 8th May
Numero Dos: Arisu san - 20th July
Numero Tres: Birri san - (?)th August
Numero Quatro: Arisu san - 9th? August or sumthing :P sorry
Alice, ill find out when your real birthday is soon :)
I'd
also like to take the time so say thanks to Birri san for
a wick party on the weekend. Cheers Bill _b (thats meant
to be a thumbs up).
Now,
im onto the rest.. well, I've re-enlightened my portal..
sooner or later ill get onto adding some new stuff to the
sections. In music, well ive added absolute shizenloads
to my cd collection and ill review it all sometime soon..
I havn't been to the movies for absolutely ages so i dont
have another one of those jumbo movie review things ready
for uploading.. I will, however, have a jumbo CD review
thing, and then the item everyones been waiting for, my
review of NOX.
Well,
ill get back to gaming/assignments now. Cyas all later..
especially.. YOU, yeah, you know who you are. :P
Once
Again...
SpRoNKeY's
Portal has risen from the depths of not being updated for
ages, and is back, back to serve the people!
No,
really, SpRoNKeY's portal is back online =).
My
Goals:
-nil-
Gawddamn, i don't think im very good at this game =(. Meheheh,
yes... well, anyway - i hope you've all had an excellent
holiday, my sympathy goes out to those of you who've had
a week of school already.
There
hasn't been much news over the holidays - except for.. well..
i've decided that my next major purchase will be an audio-reciever
that can process Dolby Digital 5.1, which i should (if i'm
lucky) be able to pick up cheaply (under $400) 2nd-hand,
and it will, along with my existing stereo + computer with
large mp3 collection, become my audio-pumping machine =D.
Nope, in case you were wondering, i'm too cheap to go away
in the holidays.. actually no i'm wrong - i went down to
Dundein for a friend's birthday-party weekend thing (happy
birthday Manda!), but apart from that, there hasn't
been much to my holidays.
This
week in reviews, you get a taste of every movie i've seen
through the holidays. (warning, thats a lot).
I can't be bothered updating Games, other than to say C&C
Renegade absolutely owns, as does SW JKII, and Serious Sam:
The 2nd Encounter isn't bad either. Music, well, Tool. They
came to CHCH, they owned, then they went away again. Too
bad i didn't have $80 to go and see 'em.
Well folks, that's all from me for this week :)
Byebye now.
Birthday
Notices!!!
Alrighty,
a few people have had birthdays lately, and some are having
em soon...
a big happy birthday to...
Alison - 14th
Victoria - 15th
Joff - 18th
Angus - 19th
Lydi - 19th
:D
I have that funny feeling that theres someone or two that
i've missed out so if ur name isnt there, notify me NOW!
and ill a) put it up and b) apologize and not forget again
:).
Just
when you thought i'd stopped updating...
WELL
HA! i havnt. that means, YOU LOOSE! I've had shiteloads
of these new 'NCEA' thingies lately.. really really annoying
stuff that im hoping will go away instantly soon etc.. ya
know.. yeh.. newayz, if i've got msg's to people, ill chuck
em there ---> (in the rant column).
But
yes... for now, beware of killer dogs - we're all cats in
this society. =P
The
Big Page =D~
Ha,
guess what, this page is just going to get bigger and bigger
and bigger and yes you get the point. Omg, i last shaved
on, get this, Friday, and i've already got a semi-goatie.
WTFHAX?!? Damn fast-growing-whiskers.
Bah. Anway, for those of you who might be interested, C&C
renegade is out and it owns hardcore! Tis the leetest around.
For those of you who loved Gatecrasher Digital, and all
other gatecrasher before it, EXPERIENCE is out and honestly,
its the best yet - actually no, i take that back, nothing
beats Global Sound System - that just owned. Unfortunately,
im 2 Gatecrashers behind now (the Warehouse dont sell digital
for under $30 =\) so im going to have to wait until prices
come down before i buy anything.
Oh, and as for updating anything else on this site - well
- ill get round to it tomorrow.. or something.
SpRoNKeY's
Portal Email ;)
W00t,
well guess what, SpRoNKeY's Portal has a free email service
:) w00t! You can reach it very easily by going to www.spronkey.zzn.com.
Or otherwise, you can just go here:
http://spronkey.orcon.net.nz/mail/
Heh
No more evil music!
Yeh,
true- theres no more evil music. Although if u liked it
so much, you can open this then switch back to this window
and leave it playing in the background:
http://spronkey.orcon.net.nz/flashtrak.swf
YoYoYo!
Your ah.. bass line, 'tis got me feelin *fine* :D
SpRoNKeY's
(uncompleted as yet) Speaker Guide
OMFG!
I PWN NASA, AV and GOOGLE!!!
http://www.nasa.gov&item=q28273@spronkey.orcon.net.nz/nasa/
http://www.altavista.com&item=q229354@spronkey.orcon.net.nz/av/
http://www.google.com&item=q20454@spronkey.orcon.net.nz/google/
Hehehe
=D - you're little bit of fun for the week. (No, i don't
own any of them nor do i take responsibility for them mockup
websites)
SpRoNKeY's
Portal has been updated for the week! w00t! Have a look
below for the week's stuff.
In
the portal, you may* find the latest and greatest
rant on anything from music to mars.
*(note: may - i make no guarantees so don't
try to claim money from this site! evil you for even thinking
about it!!!)
This
week In News:
Kahu gets pwned
:O
This
week in Reviews:
Cinemaphilia
This
week in Music:
nuttin.
This
week in Games:
This Ones for
You, Westwood!
Catch-Phrase
of the week:
"If you've laughed at SpRoNKeY, or something
he has done, ever, you MUST put $5 (or more if you really
want to) into the 'Get SpRoNKeY a GT500' fund."
Get
Me My GT500! :D (if you don't know what a GT500 is, take
a look at this: http://spronkey.orcon.net.nz/pics/gt500.jpg)
I think you'll agree that i NEED one. :)
If
you ever want to contact me (SpRoNKeY), my email addies
are:
texel@paradise.net.nz
and q3arenakman@hotmail.com
(msn)
SpRoNKeY:
(P.noun) (spron~key) (mod. english)
A peaceful creature of the modern age, who is respected
by demented cats all over the world. Also known as "Sprinkles"
"Spronto" "Spronken" "Spronk"
"Keit" "Thekeit" "woofer"
and "TeXeL"
