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First Rant : 2003 3:05am 05/04/2003
Heh, wow, i never thought that i'd get round to this - posting rant for SpRoNKeY's Portal in 2003. Y'know, with such a busy year.. NCEA level 2 and all :S... Anyway, i don't have that much to say other than i'm quite concerned about those heading to Japan later today - especially with this SARS scare, and along with the fact that its on a plane going.. way over there to a foreign place, but hopefully they'll all be OK :).
Right, onto my main point. Two of my friends and myself have launched firestudio, a web design/development/multimedia business. We are currently accepting business within the Christchurch area, and more information is available at our website, www.firestudio.co.nz.
I hope to rant a LOT more on here in the future, but for now, well, you're all just going to have to deal with the fact that i'm definately not a good rant artist in the early year :P

Today calls for some rant. Don't you agree? 8:01pm 23/10/2002
Rant!!! BAHAHAHAH its going to kill you all one day.. but its going to kill me first.. actually no, noone dies of rant-poisoning.. it is not an infection disease and it is not a "Pathogen" (oOo i was paying attention in science O_o). However, many of you (especially those who don't read my rant) are missing out on something absolutely wonderfully great. I don't know why it's great - perhaps its the free steak knives. Perhaps its the occasional (brendan( brackets( that( aaah( take( aaaaaargh( over( blaarg( the( world!!!!( baaah!! ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) .. that was excessive, says me. OMG.. i have no idea why this just randomly popped into my head, but i was told today that my rant emails sound exactly like Lucy's. I don't know why, but this is ever so slightly amusing. I mean, in my mind it means one of a few things. Either i have invaded Lucy's mind and invaded her RantOMatic, or vice versa. It could mean that Lucy has been sneaking into my pile of ever-growing rant and stealing a few ideas.. and I don't think she has one of her own and i certainly havn't been stealing from it even if she does. It could also mean that the wonderful spronkish rant personality has been rubbing off on some new ranters :O O M G - could this be the end of the ice age for rantists as we know it!? Is rant returning in full force? Is it going to take over the world like the Plague once did? Or, am I over-reacting and does Lucy not sound like me in emails at all.. Damn. I was hoping for something wonderfully brilliant in the form of a Rant-Revolution of some kind.. no matter how small!! :)

Ha. I really am quite a weird one. I mean, i look over what i wrote a year or so ago, read it to myself and find me saying "Wtf!?! what kind of Monkey-brain wrote this!?!?!.. then i look at the name at the bottom of the page and frown in disbelief. Is my writing really that pointlessly stupidly.. WEIRD?! Do i honestly have the IQ of a frozen goat with removed genetalia (I heard a story once that Goat's have brains in their genatalia...) who has been sitting in the freezing works for the last 10 years? I endevoured to find out. I composed me a test - a very simple test. I thought to my self, if i had an IQ of 7, what would i find absolutely impossible to do. I thought first writing, but then i realised that if indeed i DO have an IQ of 7 i wouldn't be able to write a test for myself. Plan A Backfired badly. My second thought was that i wouldn't be able to count, so i held up a few of my fingers then asked myself how many fingers was i holding up. After being unable to answer, and despite my attempts to count them they seemed to keep appearing and dissapearing, i soon realised that i wasn't actually holding up my fingers, i was being an idiot and beckoning to the hand with my wall. Now, that was brilliant. I found out for the first time in ever that i automatically try to confuse myself. O_O.. as you can imagine, i felt quite nullified. Now, I really wanted to find out if my IQ was 7, but i was still struggling for ideas. I mean, sure, it's great that my first two test ideas didn't work, and that it was quite amusing finding out that im an absolute retard, but IT DOESN'T HELP ME DOES IT!?!?
After giving up 3 times, and trying numerous other ideas, I decided that i should ask a good buddy. I chose Panq (who some of you may know as Joseph). Why? Because Panq is Panq, and he gives twisted and distorted views on things, and i thought that my possible IQ of 7 was as far low as it could be twisted, so he could only say the truth, or give me a nice high number and put me on a massive ego trip. I'll report back with his answer next time I rant.

Heh, you all thought i asked Panq.. bahahah if you did, then you're a retard. That makes you all retarded. Ain't that kewt :D (btw, im joking. I am very aware that the vast majority of people reading this are very "special" and "talented" in "their own ways" ... (im joking again.. you're all awesome and i love you all!!! :D(that time i wasn't joking..(dammit why don't yuo believe me!?!?!?(aaaaaahrgh(nooo not the brackets!!! bah!)))))). Heh, my wrists are sore.. i have RSI (poor me(it hurts(NOOO))) so i guess i'll have to leave you on a good note.

B# (musicos, work that one out !! :D)
Rant Out - have a good night. :)

I are rant. :D 9:29pm 09/10/2002
Are I Rant? I Are Rant? Rant Are I? Rant I Are? Ha. |`'~-.,_ Its a slide, btw. Im more uber than you are etc etc etc.. whatever. Now, onto some good rant. Heh, excellentos today i had, mm, my exams are all over so i get tomorrow off while i watch all the lamers do their lame exams in their lame school blablabla.. actually no StAC isn't a lame school.. it's actually quite good fun most of the time.. exams, well.. hmm i can't say much for those :P. My reward after exams.. well i had two !! :) (lucky me) - first, i went to maccas with a group of my excellent friends, then ie ga ikimashita (i went home), shaawaa ga shimashita (i had a shower) sorekara, town wa lucysan to ga ikimashitayo (after that went to town with lucy!) which was most brilliant. ty lucy for a wonderful time :+) - anyway, im drifting here.. wait.. DoH - thats what rants are for.. hehe speaking of drifting, well , i was drifting over google and i searched for something random in images.google.com - and i found the picture i used on this icon:

..and naturally i thought it was ubercool and had to have a place in SpV2!! :D - and dammit i need to fix the rant image... it has a stupid line at the top of it. DIE evil linex0r! Now, where was i... oh.. damn.. WTFHax - if anyone knows where Cedef is, i suggest you contact him immediately. I feel as if he has deprived himself of msn for long enough, and needs to update something on swipe. Oo.. radiohead.. Pyramid Song.. heh, wuber. I like that song - in fact, i like most radiohead.. that is of course, i if it didn't come from KID A or AMNESIAC... which were recorded at the same time, and are really not up to scratch compared to most other radiohead.. who are one of the best few bands in the world. In fact, My top 10 bands/artists would have to be:
1. The Feelers (Supersystem, Communicate)
2. Coldplay (Parachutes, A Rush Of Blood To The Head)
3. Apollo Four Fourty (Electro Glide In Blue, something else.. lol)
4. Groove Armada (Back To Mine, somethign else, Vertigo, Goodbye Country, Hello Nightclub)
5. Limp Bizkit (Three Dollar Bill Y'all, Significant Other, Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavoured Water)
6. Propellerheads (Decksanddrumsandrock'n'roll)
7. Radiohead (My Iron Lung, blabla toomany to list. OK Computer is their best, i thinks).
8. Massive Attack (Protection, Mezzanine.. meh cant remember the others)
9. Shihad/Pacifier (old stuff, The General Electric, .. new stuff :P)
10. Staind (dysfunctional, Break the Cycle)

and hmm, well, i've got too many favourite songs. meh. Ill list my top .. hmm how does 50 or so sound?
gawd this is hard to order them... ok, they are not in a REAL order. they are all equal :P
1. Live - Lightening Crashes
2. Semisonic - Closing Time
3. The Feelers - Venus
4. Tool - Disposition
5. Limp Bizkit - Re-Arranged
6. The Feelers - Mary
7. The Feelers - Supersystem
8. Staind - Mudshovel
9. Staind - Outside
10. Silverchair - Tomorrow
11. Puddle Of Mudd - Drift and Die
12. Puddle Of Mudd - Blurry
13. Flutlicht - Icarus
14. BT - Godspeed (Hybrid Mix)
15. The Cynic Project - Sidewinder
16. Cubanate - Oxyacetylene
17. Apollo Four Fourty - Don't Fear The Reaper
18. Apollo Four Fourty - Vanishing Point
19. Apollo Four Fourty - Ain't Talkin Bout Dub
20. Semisonic - Secret Smile
21. Cake - Friend Is A Four Letter Word
22. Rammstein - Engel
23. Groove Armada - Whatever, Whenever
24. Groove Armada - Little By Little
25. Hatebreed - I will be heard
26. Drowning Pool - Bodies (vrena xXx remix)
27. Hive - Ultrasonic Sound
28. Breathe - Don't Stop The Revolution
29. Three Doors Down - Duck And Run
30. Three Doors Down - Kyrptonite
31. Radiohead - Creep
32. Radiohead - Pyramid Song
33. Radiohead - Karma Police
34. Massive Attack - Tear Drop
35. Massive Attack - Dissolved Girl
36. Live - The Dolphin's Cry
37. Live - Run To The Water
38. Gorillaz - Sound Check (Gravity)
39. Gorillaz - Man Research
40. Leftfield - Africa Shox
41. Propellerheads - Velvet Pants
42. Propellerheads - Take California
43. Propellerheads - Echo and Bounce
44. Propellerheads - You Want It Back?
45. Betchadupa - Drop D
46. Sola Rosa - Hi Five :D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D
47. Groove Armada - My Friend
48. Daft Punk - One More Time hehehehe :D:D
49. Coldplay - Careful Where You Stand
50. Coldplay - God Put a Smile Upon Your Face
dammit.. 51. Coldplay - Yellow
and.. 52. Coldplay - Don't Panic

I love far too much music. Sorry guys for putting you through that, but i really, really needed to rant my way through some excellent music. Dammit, now i feel guilty for not putting on half the songs i really really really like.. Theres about 100 that are equal in my opinion :P Maybe ill list them someday ;), but for now, have fun with that list. I suggest you download all 52. If i've doubled up, email me telling me which song.

Rant-O-Matic 5.0 GibFragCon 97' XP! 8:39pm 07/10/2002
OMGWOW. I just spend the last ... i dunno, like.. 20 minutes drawing that, inbetween talking to the wonderful luce on the fone, of course :) bwahah it kinda rhymes.. (yes, im sad. stfu!). Well, welcome to my rant page. I don't know why i put this here... i guess it was one of those sudden inspiration kinda things that you just get every so often.. y'know... maybe? ... anyone? .. DAG Nabbit! Noone ever knows what i mean :'(... (spronkey's evil mind creature: maybe that should tell you something keith. spronkey's good mind creature: whatever he says, don't listen to it.. tis wrong.. >=|).. arg... which to do which to do :| evil mind creature of all knowing wisdom, or good mind creature.. who.. well.. rejects that wise evil mind comments.. I wish my mind was like the guys in black & white.. that would be pretty damn cool... actually i dunno, then you'd have to decide about your alliance.. whether or not you'd be a bro to Dr.Evil there, or if you'd side with elAngel.. heh.. hmm.. :|. If it was me, i reckon i'd make evil plans to kill them both so i could have my mind back.. DAMMIT this isn't a good sign.. i'm arguing with my own ideas in my own rant dammit i think im going insane!!!!!!! If you're brave enough to read my rant i swear you must be the most intellectually stable person in the entire world.. heh, now that would be wicked. Driving in the car with a mentally stable person :D... ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET?ARE WE THERE YET?ARE WE THERE YET?ARE WE THERE YET?ARE WE THERE YET?ARE WE THERE YET?ARE WE THERE YET?...

Ok, ill shutup now. NooOoo rant isn't over you don't get away that easily.. heheh i wonder how many ARE WE THERE YET?'s it would take to drive someone like ... YOU yeah, you know who you are.. well.. um.. where was i.. oh yes, insane.
Heh, dammit i've ran outta things to rant about.. other than if you want some uber musics, download the following:
Flutlicht - Icarus (Daedalus Mix).. sometimes called the original mix i think..
BT - Godspeed (Evolution Remix)
Creed - Faceless Man
Creed - Say I
Groove Armada - Little By Little
FatBoySlim - Song For Shelter

That should keep you sorted for the next hour :D MSN me or check out my latest playlist update (http://spronkey.orcon.net.nz/winamplist.htm) for more spronkish beats :>~