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SpRoNKeY's
Portal website engine v2.0 build 130
Welcome!
to SpRoNKeY's Portal v2.0!
NEWS ARCHIVE - all posts older than the first
few are available on this page :)
I
think i've gone mad. :S 11:30pm
16/06/2003
Yes, thats right folks, i think i've
gone mad.. or at least, madder than
i was two days ago. Successively for
two days i've been downloading old songs..
specifically songs from 1995-2000 which
feature on top200 charts around the
place. Its brilliance, you find some
old 'beauties' everywhere and stuff...
a few i suggest you all download for
nostalgia purposes:
Matchbox twenty - 3am
No Doubt - Don't Speak
Donna
Lewis - I love you always forever
Paula Cole - Where have all the cowboys
gone?
Shaft - Mucha Mambo (Sway)
Mya - Ghetto Superstar
Sixpence
None The Richer - Kiss Me
Deep Blue Something - Breakfast At Tiffany's
Alright, i've probably scared all of
you far too much already. That'll do
for today ;) - Oh yeah, i have a new
favourite song:
THE CARDIGANS - FAVOURITE GAME
well.. no, not favourite, just..
semi-favourite.. kinda.. :P download
em. Get p2p app to download music here.
Get lyrics here.
Nuff sed ;D
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SpRoNK
Goes Wild! 9:30pm
21/05/2003
Once again, SpRoNK goes wild! Actually
no, im always wild.. well not really
but yes. Anyway, i'm going mad. Why?
Because its almost time for UberLinuxBox
2003. Most of you won't have a clue
what i'm talking about, however for
those of you that do, you should all
be graced with the wonders of this wonderful
being that will be born.. Unveiled soon.
:)
"You have 30 minutes to move your
cube."
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Happy
Birthday Deanna! 10:01pm
08/05/2003
As it says, Happy Birthday to the most
wonderful Deanna, who is currently on
an exchange in Japan. We miss ya :)
Hopefully you've had a great birthday
and that you're having a good time in
Yappan :)
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Wonderful
answerphone message :)
2:50am 11/04/2003
"Here are your messages:"
"Hi, Brian here from CustoPark.
You have 30 minutes to move your car."
"Hi, Brian here again. You have
10 minutes to move your car."
"Hi, Brian here. Your car has been
impounded. Please pick it up."
"Hi there, Brian again, Your car
has been crushed into a cube."
"Hi, its Brian, You have 30 minutes
to move your cube."
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Ima
ni nihon ni ikimashoo ka?
2:33am 05/04/2003
Translated: "Shall we go to
Japan now?" - Yes, ladies and gentlemen
the time has come when the STAC/Rangi
Ruru Japanese trip is about to commence.
I personally am not going, but I will
take the time to post on my website
good luck to all those disappearing
for three weeks (and one extra special
person who gets to disappear for 2months..
(De =P)) and I hope you all have a wonderful
trip, and that you all look after yourselves
and come back unharmed in one piece
:)
Have a great time guys :) Ill miss you
all heaps! :)
Oh,
i do have one more thing to say - if
you're in search for an absolutely brilliant
bunch of songs to download, heres my
pick of the week:
1. Groove Armada - Think Twice
2. Feeder - Come Back Around
3. Talk Talk - Life's What You Make
It
4. Violent Femmes - Blister In The Sun
5. The Prodigy - Voodoo People
Enjoy.
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Curtis
is a sick #$%^!
5:41pm 26/03/2003
I caught Curtis red handed
today, looking at the disgusting stuff
we call pr0n (pornography). I even managed
to get a screenshot.
I won't display the screenie here because
it'll slow down the loading of this
page big time, but I will provide a
link. BTW, the screenie you see there
has had a small portion of the URL blanked
out so none of you disgusting creatures
will ever be tempted to look at it.
I
got a rather shocking suprise when he
accidentally C&P'd a link into an
MSN convo and i clicked on it thinking
it'd be some funny video or something.
The link turned out to open a few popups,
and I waited for a small while for the
title bar to appear, then quickly closed
all the windows as I was greeted with
"BangBus ..." on the title
bar. Not nice at all.
Curtis is hereby sentenced to humiliation
for looking at such a disgusting thing.
Evidence is here.
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Weebl.
10:13pm
27/02/2003
Keep your eyes open for Maggi
Pasta SpRoNK™ in your superstores
now :)
Heheh, hello folks, how are you
all today? I hope you've all raced into
your supermarkets to find the latest
Pasta SpRoNKs :D. They are available
in many different new and exciting flavours,
such as grapefruit, pineapple, feijoa
and lime!
Of
course, Pasta SpRoNK's aren't in your
superstores, or supermarkets. They don't
come in 4 new and exciting flavours,
and i assume no responsibility for using
the name "maggi" and half
of their logo. Thanks Maggi, i'm sure
you won't mind. That copyright belongs
to them btw :) - and a good substitute
for Pasta SpRoNK's are Pasta Snacks
:P. Pasta Snacks ARE indeed available
at supermarkets, and are very cheap
and very tasty and available in such
flavours as Cheese & Bacon, Macaroni
Cheese, Cheese & Herb and so on.
:)
Righty, well, my site updates appear
to be coming along nicely, i've updated
quite a lot of stuff, and as far as
i'm concerned the site is looking even
better than before, and has a lot more
useful (and not so useful) content :).
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Pasta
SpRoNK Day!!! 7:43pm
10/02/2003
Keep your eyes open for Maggi
Pasta SpRoNK™ in your superstores
now :)
Heheh, hello folks, how are you
all today? I hope you've all raced into
your supermarkets to find the latest
Pasta SpRoNKs :D. They are available
in many different new and exciting flavours,
such as grapefruit, pineapple, feijoa
and lime!
Of
course, Pasta SpRoNK's aren't in your
superstores, or supermarkets. They don't
come in 4 new and exciting flavours,
and i assume no responsibility for using
the name "maggi" and half
of their logo. Thanks Maggi, i'm sure
you won't mind. That copyright belongs
to them btw :) - and a good substitute
for Pasta SpRoNK's are Pasta Snacks
:P. Pasta Snacks ARE indeed available
at supermarkets, and are very cheap
and very tasty and available in such
flavours as Cheese & Bacon, Macaroni
Cheese, Cheese & Herb and so on.
:)
Righty, well, my site updates appear
to be coming along nicely, i've updated
quite a lot of stuff, and as far as
i'm concerned the site is looking even
better than before, and has a lot more
useful (and not so useful) content :).
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Woo..
new stuff!! 9:43pm
08/02/2003
Yays! I went to the Super Shed today
in CHCH, and picked up a pair of fairly
worn SANYO speakers for $15. I had discovered
in the shed that the actual cones of
the speakers were in mint condition,
and it was only the outside that was
a bit .. dead. I've reviewed them, and
given a project description of what
im going to do with them in the music
section. :)
In other news, Betchadupa's self titled
small album can be picked up from the
bargain bin in The Warehouse Papanui
for $2.95 - it has only 6 songs, but
its a good buy!
Hmm.. what else.. NCEA Reconsiderations
and Recounts are due in by the 14th
for all of you who want to see if you
can scramble up some extra marks.. :)
Thats
about all for now. I'm still updating
the site so keep your eyes open. :)
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Major
Construction Work! :D 11:00pm
06/02/2003
w00tsies! SP is undergoing major
reconstruction at the moment, with a
few touches that were meant to be added
when SPv2 was first released, but weren't
added for some strange reason.
This re-vamp of SpRoNKeY's Portal comes
from added enthusiasm thanks to Frosty
Boy™ Spearmint milkshake syrup
(pictured on right). :D (ty Lucy :D)
Heheh, i now have a didjital kamra,
so i can papparazi some stuff and post
it on my website.
Kudos. I'll post back here with progress
sometime soon.
Status Update (11:19pm) :
- Music | Reviews is up and running,
finally.
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Gawd..
school :\ 8:55pm
27/01/2003
Once again a few of us (those are
the coolest of us btw) headed back to
elSchoolies this morning for our next
horrible year.. O_o. To all those schoolians
I know @ my school, welcome back (except
the ones of you who i don't like.. i
hope you all leave. :P)
Anyway, just posting on my site to basically
let you know its still here because..
well.. It wouldn't seem like it to an
innocent bistander.
Alrightey, I hope you all enjoy your
year and to all my mates, good to see
you all back and alive and kicking and..
yes. :)
Tata:P
.. actually no i'm not done yet. Bobson
and Xoar have mades a new portal for
gamers. Mainly NZ gamers but as far
as i know anyones welcome.. I'm a tech
dewd there :D lol. Anyway, what i'm
trying to say is that if you're at all
interested in.. games.. or.. portals..
or fun stuff... then go to www.projectx.co.nz
and check it out. :)
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SpRoNKeY's
Portal 2003 :) 8:17pm
04/01/2003
Goodevening :)
I havn't updated my website for absolutely
ages. I didn't even put a Merry Christmas
post (MERRY CHRISTMAS FOR AGES AGO).
Today is SpRoNKeY's Portal 2003 Day.
SpRoNKeY's Portal is officially 1 year
old today. :D
I would like you all to congratulate
SpRoNKeY's Portal in its achievement,
and just to let you all know that SpRoNKeY's
Portal is still here and alive and kicking
etc etc. I'll have more time to update
soon :).
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today
is SpRoNKNuts™ day 2002 :) 11:03pm
26/11/2002
W00h000!! SpRoNKNuts™ day!
:) Today is the day when free SpRoNKNuts
are distributed to everyone in the entire
world courtesy of SpRoNKFish Industries...
or not :) sorry to get your hopes up
guys, but SpRoNKNuts won't come to any
supermarkets near you. I couldn't secure
a sponsor :(.
Anyways, I've got some wicked new things
for the games section - Me, Panq and
Michael's Runescape Fire exhibitions
:) - they are quite impressive if you're
a runescaper.. you'll probably think
we're weird if you're not but have a
look anyway :P.
Also, A track you ALL must download:
Corey Taylor: Brother. Its awesome.
I love it :D Byebye all. :D
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this
is what you need :) 10:16pm
19/11/2002
HAPPY
BIRTHDAY
LAUREN!!! :D
From el'spronk :) - hope
you've had a great day, and that you
enjoy the next year being 16.. mygawd..
we're old :P
BAHAHAH LAUREN'S 16 LAUREN'S 16 W00t
W00t!! hehe.. sorry but i've gotta say
this.
Happy birthday Legal Lauren. :P hehehehe
;) - *me hands you a spronkey's portal
cat* here ya go. :) Have a great night
and good luck for your maths exam tomorrow!!
Also, not just Lauren actually, EVERYBODY
- good luck for your Maths exams tomorrow..
well maths exam 'coz its all the same
:)
Especially my dearest friends from Stacoo
and Cashmoo :) Im outta here to do some
Last Minute Cramming *Tick, tock* hehe
i'm getting through these exams with
it :) - laters!!
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X
what?! 7:22pm
18/11/2002
HOLY SHIZEN :|
err.. wait.. oh, okay.
Well, first of all, i feel bad for not
putting something about good luck and
exams on my website so after the rather
.. terrible english exam today, Good
luck to everyone who reads SP for their
future exams :) I'm sure with effort
you can all achieve how you want to
:>
Ok, thats all i wanted to say. :)
BTW Check out my new CD collection page
(tis my cds O_o) and suggest CD's for
me to "buy" :D)
`laters :)
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^
// :D? 10:13am
03/11/2002
It is, innit? well screw you! :D
Welcome to spronkey's portal once again,
and all those who are new well i've
been updating lots lately and i now
have a quotes page (check the sidebar
to the right - its at the bottom :P),
and i'll get around to updating my playlist
sometime soon - i've almost hit the
1300 mark :) - i've got a few double-ups
and stuff so i'll have to delete the
ones i can find before i upload etc
- i wish XMMS could generate HTML lists
- winamp is sooo slow to index 1300
songs! :|
Anyway, a big shouout to Deanna - she's
being a legend and collecting press
charity $'s, so if you've got any or
know anyone who would like to donate
heaps, get in contact with her if you
know her, or me if you don't.
Firew0rx are soon.. *me grins evilly*
hehe, no *shifty eyes* im not a pyro
:) OMG brainwave - i'll index the news
so i have an "archive" section
O_o (so this page loads faster) - what
do you say.. 6 posts on the first page?
:D
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is
it bekoz i is blak? 10:25pm
30/10/2002
It is, innit? well screw you! :D
Welcome to spronkey's portal once again,
and all those who are new well i've
been updating lots lately and i now
have a quotes page (check the sidebar
to the right - its at the bottom :P),
and i'll get around to updating my playlist
sometime soon - i've almost hit the
1300 mark :) - i've got a few double-ups
and stuff so i'll have to delete the
ones i can find before i upload etc
- i wish XMMS could generate HTML lists
- winamp is sooo slow to index 1300
songs! :|
Anyway, a big shouout to Deanna - she's
being a legend and collecting press
charity $'s, so if you've got any or
know anyone who would like to donate
heaps, get in contact with her if you
know her, or me if you don't.
Firew0rx are soon.. *me grins evilly*
hehe, no *shifty eyes* im not a pyro
:) OMG brainwave - i'll index the news
so i have an "archive" section
O_o (so this page loads faster) - what
do you say.. 6 posts on the first page?
:D
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You
got the style? 7:59pm
23/10/2002
MM, thats right - have you got the
style? I don't. But I would. That is,
if I had a TVR Cerbera :)
Now,
lets reflect on this for a second. This
^^ is a TVR Cerbera 4.5 (thats 4.5litre
V8) painted British Racing Green. It's
a UK import. I have arranged for a group
of racist Americans to fly over next
week and steal it for me. I will pay
them a gold coin donation each. I thought
that was quite a good deal...
,... i wish :'( - but seriously now,
the Cerbera is one of the nicest cars
around. Period.
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Woo..
Long Time No ^// (that's update...) 8:19pm
22/10/2002
^// Today! :) (^ = up // = date ..
think of 22/10/2000, there are 2 //'s
in it.. hence date... or not...). Anyway,
today is update day. Yayayay! You should
all be thanking me for being the wonderful
spronk i am and updating my website for
the joy of all you fellow spronkish folk..
i think the list grew to two today.. :P
- Hehe, the guy on the icon to the right
is "Mr Stabby" and he is cool,
or so Michael likes to say :) - but no,
hes.. weird... (to say the least). Anyway,
he makes for a funky icon. Today, my evil
minions (hehe mix milk and onions :D)
i will be updating.. dun dun dun.. EVERYTHING.
That includes: Games, Music, Reviews,
Misc. and About. Feel privaledged now.
Also, by the end of the night, SpRoNKeY's
Portal v2 will reign supreme over the
old portal, and will be replacing v1.
- SpRoNKeY.orcon.net.nz :)
Auf Wiedersehen. Ha! Thats German! :D
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Study
Leave are teh 0wnx0r!! 2:09pm
10/10/2002
Booyakasha! study leave rules. Heheh,
i get a free day because, well, heh -
those NICE >=| people decided to put
all 6 of my exams on the first 3 days,
conveniently leaving me NO TIME TO STUDY.
Oh well. I've been spending the last hour
filling the rest of SpV2 - Hopefully it'll
be up on the main URL soon, replacing
the old portal :).
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Exams
BeGone!! 9:29pm
09/10/2002
WOHOOOOO!!!! From the bench-grinding
Germish exam to the thrilling rides of
English, well, i'm happy (but sad at the
same time for some reason) to say that
my exams are Gone! Gone!!! BWAHAHAH!!!
I didn't do very well in many.. if any..
lol, excuse the bad word choices - but
yeah... i'll write more about it in the
rant. Heh, did we all know that Quantas
and Air New Zealand are in bed now? &
that some uber north island school who
thinks they is blak has banned "fizzy
drinks" - ffs. what has the world
come to? Anyway, read my rant page here.
I will have written in it in about half
an hour :)
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Exams
+ School = elSpRoNKelDeatho! 7:10pm
02/10/2002
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
*scream*
<rant>Dammit, i really hate exams.
I used to like them, but now, i really
can't be bothered sitting in a stupid
cramped room with lots of "hardworking"
people scribbling useless notes on random
exam papers. I really wish that we could
say "Exams, BEGONE!" and they
would just disappear. I really, really
do. Heh, this is about the first time
i've ranted on my website .. strangely
enough so i guess i'll have to do this
more often.. hell, its even kinda fun
O_o.. Mm, for those of you who aren't
"plugged in" to SpRoNKeY's World,
i feel damn sorry with you. Get yourself
some AV Leads, bite on one end and connect
the other end to your nearest stereo.
It bleeps a bit. You'll be connected after
that. (If you are absent-minded enough
to try that i suggest you see a Dr. I
claim no responsibility for any damages
done by this :P. Heh, im ranting as i
make me a logo for my rant column.. OMG
what a good idea hesays!!! a rant column..
!!!! OMG i'll put a link to my rant column
on the sidebar. Everyone look at it sometime
mmkay? ya? kthxbye. </rant>
If you havn't guessed already by reading
that, i have a new rant column, and yeah,
im back at school *shudder* with exams
etc... Had some bad luck with the north-island-tilted
netguide/nzoom webchallenge again.. oh
well, next year we'll make sure there
are some south island judges so the n.i.
pricks don't win again >=| Arg... im
ranting outside rant tags :O OMFG. What
the 'ell has got into me.. oh well, have
a nice day portal-goers.
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Yet
another Belated Birthday... 9:55pm
02/10/2002
Sorry guys, it seems like im getting
old and my memory ain't what it used to
be :P - this ones for Sam (shifty_nz),
and he turned 16 on the 25th of September.
Kudos. You all better shout out and throw
some goods his way.
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Real
S.P. v2 !! 1:30am
18/09/2002
Yes folks, the Alpha test has been
and gone, now i'm into writing all the
content for the rest of SpRoNKeY's Portal
v2.0. Hold Tight for more goodies! d=D
- btw, in SPv2.0, every post now comes
with it's own little icon thing :D (they
might contribute to the slow load times...
but most of this site is pretty small
so i wouldn't worry :P
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Belated
Birthday... 12:05am
18/09/2002
I will first re-iterate news from
the past, Michael (Djinni74) made it known
to me that in the last post on the old
SpRoNKeY's Portal Website, I did not acknowledge
his birthday! :O - terribly sorry for
this Michael, didn't get round to uploading
the last SPv1 update, so you get your
recognition on the first post of my new
website :). Happy (very) belated birthday
Michael!!
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RiggedMusic
Playlists... 12:02am
18/09/2002
Anyone who is a conniseuir of excellent
music compilations will want to check out
my most excellent series of compilations,
going under the riggedmusic name
(Rigged was a music website i created that
crashed and burned back in 2000 - SPMusic
is it's replacement (thats SpRoNKeY'sPortalMusic
btw)). The compilations are indexed on my
"Music"
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SP
Joint Production... 11:59pm
17/09/2002
SpRoNKeY's Portal and Cedef CD Inc
>> are proud to present the all
time most excellent website of the year,
a stunning example of both pure class
and uber steez....
Swipe.
I
thoroughly recommend you check it out.
Do it. NOW! >=| DIEDIEDIE! KILLKILLKILL!
FUNFUNFUN :D
Btw, don't be put off by the picture ;)
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Sitemap...
11:37pm
17/09/2002
A quick sitemap for your portal viewing
pleasure etc etc blabla...
home
-
that's this page fool!
games - and that would be the
games subsite..
music - and the music..
reviews - Oo and lookee here..
some reviews :O
misc. - WOW! a misc section..
i feel proud!
about - that's me, folks.
Quick
sitemap powered by SpRoNKIndustries
UberQuickSiteMap2002 :D
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